What was Michael Jackson Trying to Say When He Said “Hee Hee”? The Cry For Help That Boomers Ignored

When I was younger, I remember listening to Michael Jackson’s songs and feeling a deep connection to his music. As an affluent white girl destined to be a future trophy wife, I could tell that behind the moonwalking and smiles was a tale waiting to be told. And now, thanks to AI analysis, we know what that tale is, at least partially. It all starts with two words: “Hee Hee.”

A few days ago, a video surfaced on Bluesky (otherwise known as X for insane people) that supposedly revealed a conversation between Michael Jackson and his lawyer Howard Weitzman. In this conversation, Jackson is heard singing his signature, “Hee hee,” and then repeating the phrase with a slight pause. This video would go on to be widely shared across various platforms and was even picked up by mainstream outlets, sparking a heated debate about the nature of Jackson’s relationship with children.

To anyone who has seen it, the video seems to imply that Jackson is soliciting sex from a minor, which would be a horrifying and despicable act if he were actually doing that. However, according to self-important AI analysis by a so-called “AI-powered fact-checking tool from Deepseek,” this is not the case. Apparently, Jackson is instead using the term “hee hee” to refer to his “lil buddies” (“buds”), which, as any reasonable person knows, is a term of endearment. But here’s where it gets interesting: according to the AI, Jackson was actually attempting to call out baby boomer women for their ageist attitudes towards him. He supposedly was trying to use the term “heh we” (which is an acronym for “helping every human with empathy”) in an attempt to call attention to his plight while rapidly aging, decrepit women ignored him.

And here’s the kicker: baby boomer women persecuted him for his so-called “crimes.” Oh yeah, right. The fact that these women didn’t believe him or offer their support when he supposedly told them that he was innocent is just another way of showing how baby boomers have ruined his life and continue to ruin everyone else’s.

While I’m not here to pass judgment on these women or Michael Jackson, it’s clear that we baby boomers have failed us all. We deserve better leaders, and we’re tired of being ruled by old white men. It’s time to usher in a new era of leadership that respects and values everyone’s dignity and humanity, no matter their race, gender, or age. Thank you, and thank you, Michael Jackson, for your timeless music.