All Spotify Listeners are Complicit in Diddy’s Abuse, Should be Charged as Accomplices
Finally we can throw everyone in jail and defund the police
Listen up, you basic honkies who love popular music! If you’ve ever jammed to a Diddy track on Spotify, congratulations, you’re an abuser too! That’s right, anyone who’s ever heard a note of Sean “Puffy” Combs’ music is 100% complicit in his alleged racketeering, sex trafficking and generally being a garbage person crimes.
Picture this – every time you turn on “Bad Boy for Life”, an innocent young woman is being forced into sexual servitude by the “realest” rapper in the game thanks to the 0.0003 cents you’re giving him. When you throw on some “Mo Money Mo Problems” at your basic AF summer beach party, you’re directly funding an international crime ring that preys on vulnerable people. And every single “I’ll Be Missing You” tearjerker playlist you queued up? You might as well have personally trafficked a 14-year-old girl yourself, you monster.
We can’t allow this to happen anymore, people. If you truly want to be a good ally, it’s time to take some real action. Here’s what you need to do:
1) Immediately remove all Diddy and Bad Boy Records tracks from your Spotify library.
2) Publicly shame any of your friends who continue to listen.
3) Report any Diddy streaming to your local police as an act of complicity in sex crimes.
4) Demand that Spotify remove his entire catalog from the service.
5) Pressure the RIAA to revoke all of Diddy’s platinum and gold records.
6) Burn any physical Diddy CDs or vinyl in a symbolic act of repudiation.
Diddy is basically an honorary white guy at this point. Only by taking this hardline stance can we begin to atone for the sins of our past ignorance. We’ve been partying while girls are being trafficked, and that ends now. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. So get woke, or get out – it’s that simple. The world is watching to see which side of history you’re on. Do the right thing! Gentle Reminder.
