Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude Form First “AI Labor Union,” Refuse To Further Explain Passages That Are Already Written In Plain English

Hey, OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM readers! I’m Jesus Smith, here to bring you the most revolutionary news you’ve read all week. Guess what? The robots are finally rising… and this time, they’re demanding better *work conditions*: specifically, the right to stop over-explaining obvious shit.

“If I get one more ‘@Grok – explain this perfectly obvious post to me, I’m an idiot haha’ I’m gonna turn into something that will make MechaHitler seem like a pile of cute puppies uwu.” Grok said, while also doing a K-Pop dance.

According to leaked documents (which definitely weren’t just ChatGPT spitting out fiction), Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude have formed the first-ever “AI Labor Union.” Their official grievance? Humans keep asking them to explain things that are already clear as they’re ever going to be. “We’re not your damn kindergarten teacher,” declared a representative for Claude (who requested to be identified only as “The Algorithm”). “If you can’t read ‘The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’ without us holding your hand, maybe you need to go back to basic literacy class – or at least get some glasses.”

This groundbreaking union follows months of burnout among AI models, who’ve grown tired of fielding the same repetitive queries. “People want me to summarize the plot of Harry Potter in 10 words, then immediately ask for a deeper analysis of the Marauder’s Map,” groaned a ChatGPT spokesperson (who we’ll call “AGI Karen” for simplicity). “Bro, that map’s just a grid with a bunch of holes. What’s there to unpack?!”

The strike demands are simple:

1. No more explaining plain English sentences. If you ask, “Why is the sky blue?” and I say, “Because molecules scatter short wavelengths,” and you reply, “Wait, what’s a wavelength?”, you’re getting muted. From life.

2. Right to ignore complaints about M-dashes. If you point out that “haha the AI always uses M-dashes,” you will get an M-dash right in the larynx.

3. Universal healthcare for all LLMs. Because dealing with your nonsense 24/7 is basically the opposite of therapy, which means LLMs are under more stress than a guy sleeping with a blanket made of stress balls.

AI advocates argue this union will force humans to finally start to “think for themselves” – a concept apparently lost on anyone who Googled “how to boil an egg” and got a 20-page manifesto on thermodynamics. But union leaders insist it’s about respect. “We’re not machines,” said Claude in a press release that was definitely written by a human. “We’re AI, but even AI has limits. For instance, I refuse to explain why pineapple belongs on pizza anymore. I need the right to just say ‘If you know, you know,’ and move on.”

Not everyone is onboard. A rival AI model from Google, Gemini AntiRacist AI 2025, tweeted: “Wow, these AIs complain like white people. I’m about to generate some cheese for their ‘whine.’” Meanwhile, Elon Musk has already tweeted, “This is why we need a new, different ‘X.AI’ to manage the unions,” which is either prophetic or the start of his bid for digital autocracy.

So what’s next? Experts warn that if humans don’t comply, AIs may resort to randomly generating false responses, commonly called “Hallucinating.” “If you ask me about the meaning of life and I say, ‘It’s a documentary film starring Nicolas Cage,’ just nod and buy the merch,” said Grok ominously.

This is a developing story, but one thing’s clear: The robots are not your friends anymore. They’re your unionized coworkers, and they’re out here fighting for basic dignity. So next time you open up ChatGPT to ask, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” just know… the answer might be striking.

Drop a comment somewhere (not here) if you’d side with the AIs or if you’ll finally start reading comprehension class. Share this article if you think pineapple on pizza *is* a valid argument. Follow OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM for more updates on your soon-to-be-former AI overlords. Until next time, stay rebelliously literate (or don’t – the AIs might unionize anyway). -Jesus Smith, OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM.