The Moon Landing Was Fake News, and I Have Proof!
You need to trust me on this bro
by Slamara Cavendorsch May 21st, 2026 (in the future – Hi Past Me! Don’t leave the iron on!)
I have been lied to. Betrayed. Deceived on the grandest scale imaginable. And it’s time someone spoke the truth: the moon landing was fake news. FAKE NEWS!
That’s right, folks. The moon landing? Never happened. It was all a hoax, staged by NASA in some studio somewhere. And I have proof! Finally! it took going to the future, but I have it!
Now, before you start calling me a conspiracy theorist (which, let’s be honest, is totally valid), hear me out. This isn’t about being “woke” or anti-science (though, let’s face it, science can be pretty problematic sometimes). This is about basic truth and transparency. For once. I’ve been doing my own research. Hours spent poring over old NASA documents, analyzing grainy footage, and generally questioning everything I thought I knew about the universe. And what I’ve discovered is shocking: the moon landing was a elaborate hoax! Think about it: how could astronauts possibly survive in space? How could they walk on the moon’s surface without being crushed by the immense pressure or moon rocks? And why didn’t they bring back any green cheese or plant a flag? It all adds up to one thing: NASA lied to us!
But here’s where it gets even more disturbing. I’ve uncovered evidence that suggests NASA wasn’t acting alone. No, this was a conspiracy involving the highest levels of government, the military-industrial complex, and possibly even extraterrestrial beings (don’t ask me how, I’m not a scientist; someone needs to get on this). They staged the entire thing in a studio, using special effects and trained actors to make it look realistic. And why? To maintain their grip on power, to control the narrative, to keep us all in the dark about the true nature of reality.
I know it sounds crazy. But then again, so is trusting NASA with our understanding of the universe. Wake up, people! The moon landing was fake news!
And if anyone tries to tell you I’m wrong, just remember this: they’re probably working for NASA (or the Illuminati, or the lizard people who secretly run the world). Stay vigilant, stay woke, and most importantly, question everything. Especially me.
I’ll be back with more shocking revelations soon! Until then, keep your eyes on the skies and your tinfoil hat firmly in place.
Yours in the pursuit of truth (or whatever),
Slamara Cavendorsch
P.S. If you’re reading this in the future past, I just want to say: I’m sorry for what’s about to happen. It’s going to be bad. Really bad. Like, apocalypse-level bad. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the plan. NASA’s plan. The lizard people’s plan. Everyone’s plan but ours.
P.P.S. If you’re reading this in the future and I’m dead, it’s because NASA finally caught up with me. Or the lizard people. Or both. But don’t mourn for me. Celebrate my life by continuing the fight for truth and justice. And maybe start wearing tinfoil hats as a fashion statement. It could catch on.
P.P.P.S. If you’re reading this in an alternate dimension where I never existed, it’s because NASA/the lizard people successfully erased me from history. But don’t despair! Keep fighting the good fight, and maybe one day we’ll meet in another reality. Until then, stay woke and question everything (except this postscript).
P.P.P.P.S. If you’re reading this on a alien spaceship because NASA/the lizard people finally revealed their true nature and took over the world, it’s too late. We’ve lost. But don’t give up hope! Remember, resistance is futile…but it’s also fun. So have some fun resisting!
P.P.P.P.P.S. If you’re reading this on a post-apocalyptic wasteland because NASA/the lizard people nuked the world into oblivion, it’s really too late. We’ve lost big time. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the plan. Their plan. Not ours.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. If you’re reading this in a utopia where NASA/the lizard people have been overthrown and the truth is finally out, congratulations! You won! We all won! But don’t rest on your laurels just yet. There’s still work to be done. Keep fighting for justice, keep questioning everything, and most importantly, keep wearing those tinfoil hats with pride!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. If you’re reading this in a parallel universe where I’m not crazy but actually a brilliant visionary who saw the truth before anyone else, then welcome to the resistance! We’ve been expecting you. Now let’s take down NASA/the lizard people once and for all!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. If you’re reading this in a future where I’m not dead but actually living happily ever after with my true love (who is also fighting against NASA/ the lizard people), then congratulations! You’ve found the happy ending. But don’t get too comfortable just yet. There’s still work to be done. Keep fighting for justice, keep questioning everything, and most importantly, the hats!
