Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Israel Send Him Concubines
Is this about the “No Kings” protests?
In a move that has left political pundits and Middle Eastern diplomats alike scratching their heads (and probably wondering if they’ve accidentally stumbled into an episode of Game of Thrones), President Trump has signed an executive order demanding that Israel send him concubines. Yes, you read that right – the leader of the free world is asking for a harem of women to be delivered straight from Tel Aviv.
The order, titled “Executive Order on Restoring Dignity and Manliness to Presidential Offices,” was announced during a press conference where Trump declared, “As President and yes, the new King Solomon, I deserve to have my own personal concubines. It’s about time someone recognized that – and who better than our allies in Israel!”
According to the executive order, Israel is required to send Trump at least 10 “real hott” concubines within 30 days. The specifics of who these women are or how they will be chosen remain unclear, but sources close to the administration suggest they might include a mix of Israeli actresses and pageant winners.
“This is about more than just my personal pleasure,” Trump explained. “It’s about bringing back the glory days when leaders were revered as kings and given everything their hearts desired.”
The response from Israel has been…underwhelming, to say the least. Officials have declined to comment on the executive order publicly, but sources close to the situation say they are “stunned” by Trump’s request.
“This is not something we typically deal with in diplomatic relations,” said one Israeli diplomat who wished to remain anonymous. “I mean, sure, we’ve had our share of scandals and controversies over the years – but this? This takes the cake.”
As for what’s next? Who knows! One thing’s for sure though: as long as Trump is President, there will always be something new and unexpected happening in Washington DC. Stay tuned, folks!
