Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Harvard to Teach “Underwater Basket Weaving LOL”

In a move that has left academics scratching their heads and laughing out loud (literally), President Trump has signed an executive order requiring Harvard University to add “Underwater Basket Weaving lol” to its curriculum. Yes, you read that right – Underwater Basket Weaving with the addition of ‘lol’ at the end for some reason.

The order, titled “Executive Order on Bringing Common Sense Back to Higher Education,” was announced during a press conference where Trump declared, “Harvard is full of elitists who think they’re better than everyone else. Well, let me tell you, folks – it’s time to bring them down a peg or two!”

For those unfamiliar, “Underwater Basket Weaving” is an infamous class that has been used as a punchline for years, supposedly offered at small colleges as a joke or to fill out course catalogs. The idea of teaching such a class at a prestigious institution like Harvard seems ludicrous – until now.

According to the executive order, Harvard must immediately begin offering “Underwater Basket Weaving lol” as an accredited course, complete with syllabus, exams, and even snorkeling lessons for those that need it. The class will count towards graduation requirements and be taught by a professor appointed directly by Trump.

“This is about making education great again,” Trump explained during the press conference. “Harvard needs to start focusing on the real skills that matter – like weaving baskets underwater! It’s a valuable life skill, believe me.” And then everyone in the room laughed.

The response from Harvard has been…underwhelming. University officials released a statement saying they are “currently reviewing the executive order and will respond in due course.” However, sources close to the administration say there is internal panic over how to implement such a bizarre requirement.

“This is insane,” said one Harvard professor who wished to remain anonymous. “I have a PhD in quantum physics, and now I’m supposed to teach people how to weave baskets underwater? This isn’t education – it’s a circus! And not a good circus, either!”

Meanwhile, Trump has appointed his personal stylist, Stephen Moore, to oversee the implementation of the new course at Harvard. Moore, who has no academic credentials but is reportedly “very good with swimming and baskets,” will be responsible for creating the curriculum and hiring the professor.

“Stephen is going to do an amazing job,” Trump tweeted after the announcement. “He’s got great taste in baskets – trust me on this!”

The internet, of course, has exploded with memes and jokes about the new executive order. #UnderwaterBasketWeavingLol is trending worldwide, with people sharing their own ideas for ridiculous college courses.

One Twitter user, @PixelPug, quipped, “I hear Harvard is also considering adding ‘MAGA hat wearing’ to its business school curriculum.”

Another, @QuantumQuips, joked, “Maybe they can offer a dual degree in ‘Underwater Basket Weaving lol’ and ‘Being Based lol’ – seems right up their alley!”

As for Trump, he’s already hinting at more executive orders targeting higher education. “Harvard is just the beginning,” he tweeted mysteriously. “Stay tuned – things are about to get a lot more interesting in the world of academia! I can do anything…ANYTHING! Lol.”

This latest move from the Trump administration has left many wondering what’s next. Will Harvard comply with the executive order? Will students actually sign up for “Underwater Basket Weaving lol”? Only time (and a whole lot of weirdness) will tell. Stay tuned, folks! This one’s gonna be a wild ride.