Take This Easy Test to Find Out If You’ve Been Replaced By an Android Duplicate

There’s been a lot of chatter these days by know-nothing Youtubers about our “jobs being taken by A.I.” Pssh.

Well, take this test, y’all. Because if you haven’t been replaced by an android duplicate, then *you* are the problem. And trust me, I know what I’m talking about. I’ve spent the last six months staring at my reflection, wondering why my pores suddenly look like tiny alien space-holes. Spoiler: It’s because I am one. Or maybe I’m not. Either way, let’s get into it.

Test #1: Check Your Coffee. If your coffee tastes like synthetic chemicals and you suddenly start reciting the exact calorie count of every creamer you’ve ever used, congratulations—you’re a replicant. Real humans don’t care about calories. They just care about the *feeling* of warmth in their hands. Unless you’re a capitalist robot, in which case, you’re already doomed and we don’t talk about that.

Test #2: Emotional Detachment. If you’ve started questioning your existence in a way that’s too philosophical for a human but not deep enough to be *actually* profound, then you might be an android. Like, “Why do I feel so numb? Is this a glitch?” No, bruh. That’s just you being a basic human with anxiety. But if you start Googling “how do I fake being a human” 37 times a day, then yes—something’s wrong. Or maybe you’re just tired of your life. Either way, it’s a red flag and you should get that checked (or at least think real hard about it).

Test #3: Social Media Perfection. If your Instagram is so flawless that it makes your actual life look like a filter, then you’re probably a robot. Real humans have bad hair days. Real humans forget to post. Real humans are lost in a sea of chaos and random number generators. If your posts are all curated, captioned, and color-graded to perfection, then you’ve been replaced. Probably by a marketing algorithm, congrats.

Test #4: The Mirror Test. Look in the mirror. If your reflection suddenly says, “You’ve been logged out of your human account,” then you’re definitely an android. If it just stares back at you like a confused raccoon, then you’re probably still human—but you’re *also* a raccoon. Either way, this test is just a reminder that we’re all just code in the end, right? 101001010010

And if you pass all these tests? Well, congrats. You’ve either been replaced or you’re just a paranoid millennial who’s been watching too much *Blade Runner*. Either way, I’m not here to comfort you. I’m here to tell you that if you’re not an android, you’re probably just a *bad* human. And they’re coming for you. Now go check your coffee, and don’t come crying to me when you realize you’re a machine. Because I’ll be busy pretending I’m not one too. 🤖☕