Are You a Girl? Here Are the Top Five ‘Girl Dinners’ (Not Sexist)

Okay, so we’re all aware of the term “girl dinner,” and let’s be honest, it’s been a viral trend for a hot minute now. It’s a way to describe the chaotic and often random meal choices that many women make when they’re tired and hungry. It’s also a way to seem cool in front of your friends, like “oh, look she’s eating peanuts out of the jar again and washing it down with her tears.” So cool. Anyway, here are five girl dinners that will make you relatable to all the girlfailures out there. And no, none of this is sexist, get out of my menchies, you reply freaks.

1. **Charcuterie Board of One:** Let’s start strong! A charcuterie board doesn’t need to be shared! Just grab a few crackers (or don’t), some cheese slices (if you feel like it), a handful of grapes (optional) and maybe an olive or two for good measure. Arrange everything nicely on a plate and pretend you have your life together while eating straight from the board because who has time to wash dishes?

2. **Microwave Ramen with Fancy Toppings:** Elevate your instant noodles game by adding fancy toppings like kimchi, sriracha mayo, or even leftover chicken nuggets. The goal here is to make it look like you put effort into this meal but also still taste like college days when no one cared about healthy food anyway. If you can’t find any of those ingredients, just dump in some sugar packets and call it a day. It’ll be fine, trust me!

3. **A Single Plain Bagel with Cream Cheese and Everything Bagel Seasoning:** Sometimes all you need is carbs. A bagel with cream cheese is the perfect girl dinner for when you want something simple yet satisfying. Sprinkle on some everything bagel seasoning because why get the bagel when you can just have the MSG? Bonus points if you eat it while scrolling through TikTok or watching YouTube videos about how to become an influencer so you can stop eating bagels for dinner forever.

4. **An Onion Eaten Like an Apple:** This one’s pure genius! Just peel an onion like an apple (carefully!), take big bites straight to the core, and savor that pungent, sweet taste. It’s both weirdly refreshing and unexpectedly filling – plus, no dishes needed! You’re welcome, urban girlfailures who think they’re so unique with their “girl dinners.”

5. **A Bowl of Pickles & Potato Chips:** Sometimes all you want is something salty and crunchy. Combine a bowl full of your favorite pickles—dill, bread-and-butter—with some crispy potato chips for maximum flavor and texture contrast. Pair it with a can of soda or iced tea to wash everything down because let’s be honest: hydration is overrated when you have a craving for vinegar and sodium.

So there you have it: five easy yet aesthetically pleasing girl dinner options that will make even the most cynical influencer jealous! Now go forth and feast like a true queen (or at least someone who hasn’t showered in three days).