Civilization VII is a Woke TurboNightmare I Can’t Be Bothered to Play
Harriet TubWOMAN in a game like this is disgrace
Play as Ghandi in charge of Hamas in this cool game
I can’t believe I’m even typing these words, but let’s do it. I hate Civilization 7 so much I won’t even play it, and all those dumb woke losers who think it’s good are just a sad reminder that the gaming industry has officially jumped the shark. Harriet Tubman? Changing civilizations when you change ages? What the heck is even this?
It’s not that I’m against women in gaming – I’m all for female developers and game protagonists, as long as they’re not a cancer to the industry. But this? Let’s be honest, it’s all about the money. They’re going after “modern” gamers who are so desperate for representation that they’ll support a terrible game just for a token female leader. But it’s not just the leaders – it’s everything about this game.
The art style is terrible, the music sucks, and the gameplay has been turned into a dumpster fire. How do I know this if I haven’t played it? That’s what they always say, and you can’t trap me with your word puzzles anymore. 250 years into the game, you still can’t win? Please. I don’t need your false glory to boost my manhood.
The worst part is that these woke apologists won’t even let you be a normal person. You can’t even go and play the game with a historical leader and a normal game speed. It’s all about the woke agenda and the money. The game has no value. There is no value in playing it, or paying for it. All the money will just go to Big Woke anyway.
I’ll stick with my mods for Civilization 5, you dumb, broke losers. I can’t believe I’m still mad at Firaxis for not listening to the community. But hey, if you want to waste your money on this garbage, have fun. I’ll be over here playing Counter-Strike 2: Toxic Cheating Challenge with the real gamers.
Yeah, I can’t even type it’s name without cringing. I can’t even stand the sight of this garbage. It’s a worthless waste of space. If you think I’m wrong, you’re part of the problem. It’s just a marketing ploy and a cash grab. I don’t have to play the game to see that. I’m better than that.
And that’s my final say. If you like this game, you’re part of the problem. There’s no fixing you.
(P.S. If you think I’m being too harsh on women in gaming, feel free to go get a real man to bone. You’ll have a good time, trust me. Wait…I didn’t mean it like that. Typical SJWs, always twisting my words around to make me seem gay.)
