All Spotify Listeners are Complicit in Diddy’s Abuse, Should be Charged as Accomplices
Finally we can throw everyone in jail and defund the police
Year: 2024
“Open Space is Not Real” – How to Use Feng Shui to Open Wormholes to Cool Dimensions
Your living room can finally be functional
Cryptozoology is a Scam; I Tried to Mint Chupacabra and Got Laughed Off Twitter
Sadly, I do believe I'm cooked
Does your Smart TV Know When You’re Looking at Butts?
In this day and age of smart tech taking over our lives, one question has...
Is Your Teen Secretly Using Generative AI? Probably. Here’s Why Parents Are About to be Replaced
Meet the new Mom, different from the old Mom
I Make Russian Propaganda Every Day; Where’s My Money?
The big shills get bigger, while I languish here
I Think My Smart Litter Box Just Ate My Cat
Always read the EULA
It’s Time To Rebrand Iceland. I Suggest “Funland”
Them kids, they love the fun
NaNoWriMo Flip-Flops on its Pro-AI Stance: “You Need to Crap Out Those 50,000 Words of Nonsense Yourself, or Else.”
at least it's not child grooming this time
Dear Haitians: Eat the Canadian Geese, Not American Cats, You Fools
Something about leading a horse to water should go here I think