I’m Tired of Colonizing You Ingrates, I’m Moving Back to Prussia
It's time to call your bluff
Year: 2024
FRIDAY SPECIAL: Biden and Trump Both Suck. Here are Five Write-In Candidates That Don’t.
I, for one, welcome our future meme President
Is Your Prayer App Spying On You – For You-Know-Who?
I think you know the answer
Save Thousands on Groceries Per Month with this One Weird Trick!
Being on the right side of history can also save you money
I Hate Men, Can I Also Direct Star Wars?
Pay me half as much to make twice the movie, Disney
Sneak Peek Into the New Sport Sweeping the Nation: Extreme Cornhole!
Jarts, but for modern audiences
FRIDAY SPECIAL: Five Signs You Might Be A Total Loser
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Expert Reveals: The Secret to Having Better Conversations With Anyone!
Bribery is good, actually
Not Even I Can Like Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League, and My Personality is Literally Just Hating Gamers
How is anyone supposed to shill for this?
Cold Showers Are Good, But Not Good Enough: Try This Other Cold Thing Instead
Disclaimer: DO NOT do this