Year: 2024

College Football Players Should Be Able to Choose Which Team They Want to Play For Every Week

College Football Players Should Be Able to Choose Which Team They Want to Play For Every Week

Corb the Sports Dork December 6, 2024

NIL is NGE (Not Good Enough)

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Get Ready to Meet the Trump-Approved Alien Overlords (To Be Clear, I Did Tell You So)

Get Ready to Meet the Trump-Approved Alien Overlords (To Be Clear, I Did Tell You So)

Slamara Cavendorsch December 5, 2024

I deserved so much better from your vote

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Stock Advice For Young Women in the Trump Era – You Can Think of a Way to Thank Me Later

Stock Advice For Young Women in the Trump Era – You Can Think of a Way to Thank Me Later

Markus Sbackson III December 4, 2024

Young women are angry, and I can help

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We Will Woke-ify Everything Until You Stop Having Preferences. Next Up: Chick-Fil-X

We Will Woke-ify Everything Until You Stop Having Preferences. Next Up: Chick-Fil-X

Thad X December 3, 2024

Eat it, Nazis. Literally.

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Ubisoft Develops New AI to Replace Gamers

Ubisoft Develops New AI to Replace Gamers

Flavian Braggadoccio November 29, 2024

You knew it had to come to this

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How To Thrive As a Millennial Woman in a Man’s World

How To Thrive As a Millennial Woman in a Man’s World

Sarai Hummus-Waterbiscuits November 27, 2024

I have some good ideas...unlike men, apparently

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If You Ladies Don’t Let Me Sire Some Children, My Evolved Sixth Sense Dies With Me

If You Ladies Don’t Let Me Sire Some Children, My Evolved Sixth Sense Dies With Me

THE JEFF November 26, 2024

This is all your fault, you know?

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Is Crypto Even Real? I Am Having an Existential Crisis Right Now Aaaaah

Is Crypto Even Real? I Am Having an Existential Crisis Right Now Aaaaah

Crypto Slap November 25, 2024

So lately I've been thinking...big mistake

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Experts Warn: Thinking Too Hard Can Turn You Into A Misogynist

Experts Warn: Thinking Too Hard Can Turn You Into A Misogynist

Karen Plate-Crabdip November 23, 2024

In a shocking turn of events, the medical community is warning that simply thinking too...

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The One Question to Ask When You Need Help Finding Your Purpose

The One Question to Ask When You Need Help Finding Your Purpose

Jesus Smith November 19, 2024

WWJD? Get that bag, of course

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