What to Do When You’re in “Reply Guy” Hell
The reply guys have won, here's how to survive in the stupidest timeline
Year: 2024
JESUS’ NEW BEATITUDES LEAKED!! You won’t believe number four, it’s bananas!
To them that have ears, let them hear
Reading Rainbow Was Always Woke (and so were Pudding Pops)
Levar Burton is a dark vortex of bad ideas
Confused About Where to Watch Your Fave Baseball Team? We Got Answers!
Bally's brilliant plan to not show games anywhere somehow failed to make money
Are You Living in the Future? How You Can Know For Sure.
New thing to worry about just dropped
Why Are CHUDs Mad About BBQ Sauce? Read This (And Nothing Else) For the Answer
Weirdos are obsessed with BBQ sauce now
When the Earth Finally Croaks, Women Should Be Evacuated to Mars First
Let's give the female patriarchy a head start this time
When This Starlet Wore This, This Other Unrelated Thing Happened
Sometimes you need to bait the clicks
Why Cats and Dogs Don’t Get Along (and How We Can Fix It)
Better pets using science
The Real Reason Tom Brady Left the NFL
It's obvious when you think about it