We Should Just Not Have a President for a While
It's time to have an adult conversation without all the dumb adults
Year: 2024
That Cute Girl on Discord Might Actually Be A Fish: My Sad Story
The internet is fake
“Pigging Out” and Five Other Species-Phobic Phrases You Need to Stop Saying If You Want to Keep Your Job
These chickens are coming home to roost
The Surprising Benefits Of Eating Dirt (And Where To Find The Best Dirt Near You)
Abundance comes for us all
The Ultimate Guide To Faking Your Way Through a Conversation About AI
Don't know AI buzzwords? THE JEFF has got you covered.
Apple’s New iProcedures Will Revolutionize Plastic Surgery Forever!
It's like Flappy Bird...but with your face
Date an AI NFT and Make Bank While You Find Love!
The future of boff is now, and it's spectacular
Woman Cures Her Own Alzheimer’s Disease By Drinking Oxygenated Moose Water – Is Science Over?
Leave it to Canada amirite
Why Everyone’s Talking About Llamas All of a Sudden
I am a husband to all animals
WNBA to Fans: If You’re Here for Caitlin Clark, You’re Racist and We Don’t Want You
As always, the problem is the fans