College Football Players Should Be Able to Choose Which Team They Want to Play For Every Week
NIL is NGE (Not Good Enough)
HOLY CRAP YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS INSANE IDEA I JUST CAME UP WITH, BRO! So get this – what if, like, college football players could just SWITCH TEAMS WHENEVER THE HELL THEY WANTED?! Like, imagine if Saquootchie Collins VIII was like “Pssh, I’m feeling frisky, think I’ll play for Bama this week!” and then BOOM – he shows up in crimson and white and starts trucking dudes! Or if this generation’s Tua Tagovailoa was all “I’ma go slang it with the Buckeyes” and then OSU is like “YAAASSSS QB, TWERK!”
Can you IMAGINE how CRAZY that would be?! It would be like freaking FANTASY FOOTBALL IRL! Coaches would be shitting bricks, boosters would have aneurysms, the whole damn NCAA would implode! But wouldn’t it just be THE MOST EPIC THING EVER?! I’m talking Heisman race shakeups, rivalry games getting WILD, and so much more intrigue than you could shake a stick at!
Sure, it would basically ruin the concept of team building, chemistry, and all that other boring stuff. But who CARES about that when you could have CHAOS and EXCITEMENT instead?! Think about the HYPE – “Breaking: Bryce Love to transfer to Alabama…FOR THIS WEEK ONLY!” “Report: Clemson’s defense bolstered by surprise appearance of Minkah Fitzpatrick.” The 24-hour sports news cycle would never sleep!
Look, college football is already kinda bullshit with all the recruiting violations and boosters greasing palms. Might as well just fully embrace the anarchy and let these dudes go wherever they want whenever they want! Ultra-Free agency for the NCAA, baby! Let the good times roll and the bodies hit the turf! It’s either that or the sport dies a slow death due to rampant money grubbing – might as well go out in a blaze of glory, AMIRITE?!
So there you have it – my master plan to “fix” college football and bring back the FUN. You heard it here first, folks! Don’t @ me, I’m just the messenger. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go smoke some more bath salts and ponder how to make March Madness even more nuts…
