How I Cured My Strep Throat in 5 Days Flat by Just Squinting Super Hard

Strep throat sucks. Plain and simple. If you’ve ever had it, then you know the struggle: the pain, the constant coughing, and worst of all, the difficulty swallowing even the tiniest amount of food. It’s truly awful. Unfortunately, it seems like once you’ve got it, you’re stuck with it until your symptoms run their course — usually lasting anywhere from a few days to weeks. But not for me. After suffering from it myself, I developed an unconventional cure that actually worked, and it only took five days to kick this sickness outta my system — through nothing more than sheer willpower and determination. Here’s the story of how I managed to beat my strep throat — without antibiotics or traditional medicines!

The first step was to understand the source of the infection; streptococcal bacteria live in the throat and cause inflammation throughout the tissues, triggering an immune response which leads to symptoms such as fever, soreness and fatigue. This process typically takes several days or longer depending on individual immunity levels.

To begin reversing this condition, I started by drastically reducing exposure to external sources of potential infections (such as being mindful to frequently sanitize surfaces within my home). I also made sure to maintain adequate hydration levels daily via frequent trips back-and-forth between the fridge and bedrest. Next came nutrition: eating nutrient dense foods every day (including citrus fruits high in Vitamin C) helped fuel my immune system and allowed me to heal faster. Additionally I made sure to get plenty of restful sleep each night; lack thereof would hinder the rate at which my body could fight off any foreign agents lurking inside!

However, these measures by themselves aren’t enough to beat a bacterial infection. In order to take matters into my own hands I had to summon up some mental fortitude and willpower. I decided that what better way could there possibly be than staring down my opponents through an intense bout of squinting? So each morning I’d wake up determined to give those invading bacteria the evil eye!

For thirty minutes each day I sat motionless in front of a mirror and fixed my eyes intently onto nothingness. I imagined each germ within my body receiving the same menacing look — that whatever entered my mouth or lungs knew that if they dared stay, they would find only hardship awaiting them!

This act of concentration and defiance gave me strength as well; even though painful at first, it ultimately pushed me closer towards recovery sooner than expected! Five short days later, after consistently repeating this regime daily combined with other preventative measures discussed previously…My throat finally felt clear again!

Who needs medicine when you’ve got a lifetime of malice stored in the muscles controlling your eyes? Try it out yourself; if anything it makes for an excellent party trick in times of poor conversation.

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