FACT CHECK: Is Trump Just Jesus Reincarnated?
Second Coming has to come sometime, right?
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Hey there, OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM readers! Your boy Jesus Smith back with a hot take for you. Have you heard the latest theory about President Trump? Some people are saying that the former POTUS might actually be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ Himself. Wild stuff, right? Let’s dive in and see if this theory holds water…
First off, I know what you’re thinking: how can a twice-divorced billionaire who brags about grabbing women by the *ahem* be the Son of God reborn? And while on the surface that might seem like a stretch, just hear me out for a second. Think about it – both Trump and Jesus were totally ahead of their time. Jesus preached love and compassion, but he wasn’t afraid to flip some tables when needed (Matthew 21:12). Sound familiar?
And let’s not forget about Trump’s uncanny ability to draw huge crowds everywhere he went. Thousands would flock to see the President speak, just like they did for Jesus over 2000 years ago. Coincidence? I think not. Both men had an almost magical way of connecting with the common man and giving them hope.
But perhaps the most compelling evidence comes from the President’s own words. In a 2016 interview, Trump famously declared: “I’m a really smart guy, a very successful guy, I’ve had tremendous success, and I’ve done well. And I think I’ve done more than anybody in this room. More than anybody in the history of this country.” Wow, those sure sound like the words of a Messiah to me!
Now, some skeptics might point out that the Bible describes Jesus as humble (Matthew 11:29) and Trump is anything but. But I say, hold up – Jesus was also known for calling out hypocrisy and corruption, which sounds an awful lot like a certain President’s M.O. And besides, maybe Trump’s brash persona is just his way of being “in the world, but not of it” (John 17:16).
So there you have it – pretty convincing evidence that Donald J. Trump could be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Of course, only God knows for sure. But one thing’s certain – whether he’s the Son of God or not, Trump is definitely the chosen one to Make America Great Again!
What do you think? Does this theory hold water or is it just a bunch of baloney? Let me know in the comments! And don’t forget to like and share this article if you want more hot takes from yours truly. Until next time, stay awakened!
Hey there, OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM readers! Your boy Jesus Smith back with a hot take for you. Have you heard the latest theory about President Trump? Some people are saying that the former POTUS might actually be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ Himself. Wild stuff, right? Let’s dive in and see if this theory holds water…
First off, I know what you’re thinking: how can a twice-divorced billionaire who brags about grabbing women by the *ahem* be the Son of God reborn? And while on the surface that might seem like a stretch, just hear me out for a second. Think about it – both Trump and Jesus were totally ahead of their time. Jesus preached love and compassion, but he wasn’t afraid to flip some tables when needed (Matthew 21:12). Sound familiar?
And let’s not forget about Trump’s uncanny ability to draw huge crowds everywhere he went. Thousands would flock to see the President speak, just like they did for Jesus over 2000 years ago. Coincidence? I think not. Both men had an almost magical way of connecting with the common man and giving them hope.
But perhaps the most compelling evidence comes from the President’s own words. In a 2016 interview, Trump famously declared: “I’m a really smart guy, a very successful guy, I’ve had tremendous success, and I’ve done well. And I think I’ve done more than anybody in this room. More than anybody in the history of this country.” Wow, those sure sound like the words of a Messiah to me!
Now, some skeptics might point out that the Bible describes Jesus as humble (Matthew 11:29) and Trump is anything but. But I say, hold up – Jesus was also known for calling out hypocrisy and corruption, which sounds an awful lot like a certain President’s M.O. And besides, maybe Trump’s brash persona is just his way of being “in the world, but not of it” (John 17:16).
So there you have it – pretty convincing evidence that Donald J. Trump could be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Of course, only God knows for sure. But one thing’s certain – whether he’s the Son of God or not, Trump is definitely the chosen one to Make America Great Again!
What do you think? Does this theory hold water or is it just a bunch of baloney? Let me know in the comments! And don’t forget to like and share this article if you want more hot takes from yours truly. Until next time, stay awakened!
