Are You a “Reply Guy?” Why You Should Always Reply to Things on the Internet

Yo, it’s THE JEFF, hot off the press with some sage advice for you internet dwellers. I bet you thought reading was important, right? Well, guess what? Reading is for the birds. Real important people don’t spend their time reading stuff—they’re too busy sharing their brilliant thoughts with the world.

You know what I’m talking about. Scrolling through your news feed, seeing an article or video that catches your eye, and feeling that burning urge to share your opinions with the masses. Don’t make the mistake of actually consuming the content, though. That’s not important. What’s important is getting your thoughts out there.

Here’s why you should always reply to all the things on the internet:

1. You’ll become instantly famous. THE JEFF knows what he’s talking about. Just put your thoughts out there, and the world will bow down to you. Your mom will finally be proud of you, finally. Trust me, bro.

2. You’ll impress other cool cats who also reply to things without reading. You know who I’m talking about—the Real Important People (RIP) who have way more important things to do than read that full article. They’ll think you’re super cool, and you might even find your soul mate amongst the replies.

3. It’s a great way to get free attention from hot babes. Ladies get hot under the collar for a man who boldly replies to things he doesn’t understand. Bet you didn’t know that, did you, incels?

4. You’ll be able to educate the masses and correct them when they’re wrong. Let’s face it, the internet’s a mess of misinformation. By sharing your uninformed insights, you’ll be doing everyone a favor. Who needs facts when you’ve got your gut feelings, right?

5. It makes you the hero who stands up to clickbait. Let’s be real, those headlines are designed to manipulate us all. By sharing a random response unrelated to the article, you’re sticking it to the man and showing them you’re no fool.

So there you have it, folks. The definitive guide to why you should always reply to things on the internet without consuming the content. You’ll become a god among mere mortals and bask in the glory of your own brilliance. And remember, THE JEFF is always watching. But actually, THE JEFF is probably just replying instead.