GTA 6 Leaks Confirm: It’s a Woke Nightmare Where I Can’t Even Beat Up Hookers

Another A-hole Gamer is here. So, some recent GTA 6 leaks have revealed that Rockstar Games is hiring DEI consultants to update the game and make it more “inclusive.” This is ridiculous! Why is Rockstar pandering to the woke mob?

First off, we all know that in the real world, you don’t need to hire DEI consultants to make video games. They should be taking our drink orders, and bringing us our doordash, not designing our precious video game narratives.

Second, this game is about crime, not social justice. Crime is something that brings us together, not drives us apart. We need to keep the focus on beating up hookers, not beating up the patriarchy. What is wrong with you? Have these people forgotten the whole point of Grand Theft Auto? It’s in the name, for God’s sake! Yanking a prostitute out of a car, punching her until she stops dropping coins, and then stealing said car, is my birthright as a gamer.

And lastly, GTA 6 should be about rising to the top of a morally questionable criminal empire while surrounded by stereotypical gangsters, hot babes, and cool weapons. Is that so hard to make in the year of our Lord 2024?

Rockstar, stop pandering and start building a game that real manly game fans can enjoy. That includes me and all the other gamers out there that haven’t bent the knee to the woke antichrist. I don’t want to play a game about punching the patriarchy and living in a world where everything is a woke microtransaction. It’s not real! It’s fake news!

We gamers know what we want. We want a game where we can be bad guys and beat up whoever we want, not a game where we have to “redistribute wealth” or “address racism” or whatever woke nonsense you woke people are wokied about. Give us what we want, not what you think we deserve. We know you hate us for no reason. Please stop ruining our AAA games.