We Should Just Not Have a President for a While

by OJ Wolfsmasher dot com staff

Trump? Biden? RFK Jr.? Kamala? Cover-ups? Jail time? Cognitive decline? Ageism? Presidential immunity? CNN? Kamala crypto coins? Everything’s a meme now? AI deepfakes? AI presidents ordering grubhub? Toilets with heads coming out of them? Online hate mobs? Wars that should end but don’t? Record inflation? Nobody cares? Where are all the immigrants going to live? The rich get richer? Nobody real can afford real houses? QAnon Shamans? Antifa rioters? Wokeness? Hate? Thought police? The job you created for me is on hold? Adobe really, really wants to own everything on your computer? As does Microsoft/Google/Facebook? Targeted Ads? Tracking cookies? Cool people being called “cringe?” When will it all end?

We don’t need a President, we need a Messiah. Jesus 2024. Write it in. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.