Everything is Woke. How to Monetize That by Becoming an Antiwoke Content Creator
It’s easier than you think
(I decided to write this article in third person, as if I am reporting on myself. It’s cool, don’t worry about it.)
Another A-hole Gamer, at the helm of the fastest-growing antiwoke channel on YouTube, has a lot to say about being woke. His motto: “If everything is woke, then nothing is.” Here’s what he has to say about monetizing this movement:
1. Create an “Antiwoke” Channel: Set up a YouTube channel and start making videos about everything that’s woke. The most important thing is the thumbnails, which should always be AI Art of some woke pig (because “cancel pigs” – get it?) screaming about something stupid.
2. Add Content: Create a diverse range of content, including rants, parody sketches, and reaction videos. The important thing is to stay away from things like research, fact-checking, or relying on sources. Those take time, and trust me, the audience doesn’t care. Your sworn enemies in Breadtube know this, it’s time we caught up to their superior grifting methodologies.
3. Monetize: Sign up with a revenue sharing partner like Google AdSense or YouTube Premium. It’s important to advertise in every video and to claim every affiliate link available. To do this, all you have to do is stay away from saying any controversial words, like cuss words or “global warming.”
4. Build the Empire: Once you’ve got a following, start merchandising and selling stuff. Use popular buzzwords like “authentic,” “unique,” and “limited edition.” Remember, this is a lifestyle brand, so stay woke and make some money!
5. Cross-Promotion: If you’re popular enough, other Antiwoke Content Creators will want to “collab” with you. This is a great opportunity to cross-promote and grow your following by preaching to the choir alongside like-minded, and more popular, creators. Just swallow your pride and play nice with them, because they would like nothing more than to turn some random beef over incorrect verbiage into years of drama. Again, just look at Breadtube, our sworn enemies.
If you do these things, Another A-Hole Gamer says you, too, can be an Antiwoke Content Creator, and make lots of money like him.
