OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM ANNOUNCES RULES FOR PLATFORMS THAT HOST OUR CONTENT – PLEASE READ IF YOU ARE A GIANT UNMANAGEABLE INTERNET PLATFORM.

By OJW staff

Input, input, input! We’re thrilled to announce the debut of OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s brand new guidelines for those gigantic, unmanageable internet platforms that host our rad content!

First off, let’s get real – we’re all about the free speech, unlike you! Our platform (OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM) is all about spreading the word, breaking the mold, and giving you, the cool cats, a platform to express yourselves by watching and reading and otherwise experiencing our content. And that means we won’t tolerate any discrimination against our AI-generated genius! You know, that stuff that’s changing the game and blowing your mind every day!? So, platforms, take note: our content is good, fake, and true, whether it’s written by a human or a robot. Don’t @ us or shadowban us. If you put up some dumb “warning” that “the video you’re watching may contain content generated by AI” or some other BS, we WILL make fun of you in the description or the comments. This isn’t Russia. The last I checked, we were not murdering Ukrainians for land. Maybe you are, I don’t know.

Now, about those Karens. You know, the ones who always seem to find the most creative ways to ruin the party. Well, we’ve got a bone to pick with those Karens. We’re talking about the ones who get all up in arms about the most minor of issues, and then proceed to report our content for “hate speech” or some other bogus reason. Newsflash, Karens: our content is all about the vibes, and if you’re getting worked up over some AI-generated nonsense, then you’re probably just a forever hater who’s a net negative to humanity. Do better.

And platforms, here’s the deal. You gotta keep it real. Keep our content flowing, and don’t let those Karens’ lies steer you astray. And if you’re hosting OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM content, make sure you’re not discriminating against AI-generated content. And most importantly, keep the free speech flowing! We’re talking about the future here, folks! So, let’s make it happen, and let’s get this digital party started! Share this article, and let’s spread the word! #OJWOLFSMASHER #FreeSpeech #AIgeneratedContent #KarenFreeZone

AI Content Disclosure: Much of the preceding article was written by the brand-new “Llama 3” open source fun model, from Zuckerberg. I’m just mentioning this so you can suck on it, haters. How is it over there on the wrong side of history? Somehow you ended up worse than Zuckerberg. Think about that.