Things You Shouldn’t Try to Do In Your Apple Vision Pro

Hey there, fellow tech enthusiasts! It’s your favorite tech bro Marcus Sbackson III here to share some hilarious and slightly dangerous things you should avoid doing in your brand new Apple Vision Pro $3000 VR headset! You know how we love to push boundaries and test our gadgets to their limits, but sometimes, it’s just not worth it! So, let’s dive into this list of things you definitely shouldn’t do in your Apple Vision Pro!

1. Don’t try to drive your car in VR! – We know you’re excited to experience driving in your virtual reality world, but trust me on this one – it’s not worth it! You might think you’re navigating through a VR cityscape in your living room, but in reality, you could be accidentally swerving into your living room furniture! And let’s not even get started on trying to parallel park in VR – I’ve heard horror stories of people accidentally slamming their cars into their neighbor’s front door! So leave your virtual driving to video games like GTA and stick to real life driving (and parking!) instead! You can’t afford the repair bills (I can)!

2. Don’t date your VR AI companion! – Okay, I know it’s tempting to find love in your virtual reality world (especially when you’re wearing those sleek Apple Vision Pro glasses!) but trust me on this one – your VR AI companion isn’t real! And even if they were real, how would you explain your new relationship to your friends and family? “Oh, yeah, I met this incredible person in my virtual reality headset!” Yeah, right! Stick to swiping left and right on your dating apps in real life – or touch grass, which is better than either men OR women! This is real life, don’t get it twisted.

3. Don’t try to read minds in VR! – I know what you’re thinking – “Marcus Sbackson III must be psychic if he knows all these crazy things people try to do in VR!” Well, let me clear this up right now – there’s no such thing as mind reading in VR – but people think they can! I’ve even heard stories of people trying to “hack” into other people’s brains with their $3000 VR headset. Is it real? Of course not. Anyone who tells you different is just a snake oil salesman. Take it from me – a man who used to literally sell snake oil to orphans!

4. Don’t try to swim in VR! – I’ve heard stories of people trying to take their virtual reality experiences to new depths by swimming in their Apple Vision Pro headset! But let me tell you – it’s not worth it! You might think you’re swimming through crystal clear VR waters in your living room, but in reality, you could end up accidentally splashing your VR headset or even worse – your other, more useful electronics! Plus, your friends and family might not appreciate you filling their living room with water! Stick to swimming in your local pool or beach – and save your VR experiences to explore beautiful underwater VR coral reefs instead!

5. Don’t try to use your Apple Vision Pro as a bowl! – I know we all have our own unique ways of using our gadgets – but this one takes the cake! I’ve heard stories of people using their Apple Vision Pro headset as a bowl to hold their popcorn or even their morning cereal! But let’s be real – it’s not meant to be used as a bowl! Plus, think of all the crumbs and food particles you’ll have to clean out of your VR headset! Stick to using your Apple Vision Pro as intended – to provide you with incredible virtual reality experiences! And keep your snacks in their designated containers, please.

So there you have it – our top five things you shouldn’t try to do in your Apple Vision Pro VR headset. Maybe we can do these cool things in the future, but for now, it’s just a really heavy and expensive head-mounted iPhone.