When This Starlet Wore This, This Other Unrelated Thing Happened

Sometimes you need to bait the clicks

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Syndey Sweeny stars in Supergirl movie? Probably not.

Do you see the picture at the top of this article? How does it make you feel? Excited? Appalled? Did Billly make you at least feel something? Good. Now check this out:

Sydney Sweeney at some dumb awards show

Wow! Look at that cleavage! You are probably either happy or appalled right now, correct? Isn’t this fun? So yeah that whole Sydney Sweeney as Supergirl thing was a lie to get you to click on this article. Ain’t Billy a stinker? You haven’t seen anything yet!

This is not even the same person

That kinda looks like a candid photo of Sydney Sweeney on the street, but it’s just some other actress! You’ll be happy to know we saved a lot of money on this stock photo since it’s nobody you care about!

Sydney Sweeney?

And here’s another photo you want to see, except this isn’t Sydney Sweeney either, just an AI look-a-like. Now that interest or rage is starting to turn into regret, huh?

that same girl again ugh

She’s starting to grow on you now, eh? Well, sorry, that’s the end of Billly’s post. I hope we all learned something today. Just be happy OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM doesn’t have ads, or every other one of these photos would be an ad for Clash of Kings or whatever. It could always be worse!