Expert Reveals: The Secret to Having Better Conversations With Anyone!
Bribery is good, actually
Conversations are the cornerstone of society, and having good ones is key to having a healthy relationship with anyone. But did you know there’s a secret to having better conversations? No, It’s nothing lame like listening skills, or magically forcing yourself to be empathetic. It’s paying someone to listen to you!
Meet Dr. Jack Argohoff, a renowned psychologist who studies the benefits of bribes and bribery-adjacient activities. He believes that paying someone to listen to you can help you gain a new perspective and solve all your conversational problems.
“Pay someone $50 an hour to listen to you and you’ll see results,” he says. “They don’t even have to talk back. Just pay them, and you’ll be able to have better conversations than you ever thought possible.”
Now, some skeptics may think paying people to listen to you sounds sketchy, expensive, and not condusive to a real relationship. But Dr. Argohoff begs to differ.
“Don’t worry, it’s all legal and above board,” he says. “And paying people to listen to you is actually a time-tested technique that’s been used for centuries. It’s not weird or sketchy at all. In fact, get out of my face if you’re not going to give me money.”
So, go on! Grab your wallet, find someone who needs cash, and start bribing them to listen to your problems. It’s cheaper than therapy and more effective than anything else on the market. Trust us, it works!
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