If You Need to Marry Your Toaster, You Should Move to This State
If you love your toaster, why don't you marry it?
Month: January 2024
Being a Kind Decent Person Reinforces Power Structures and Perpetuates Harm to Us Assholes
I reserve the right to be an ass
These Five New Delivery Services Will Make You Never Leave Your House and Pay Too Much For Everything
Having a lot of money means never having to leave your house
It Wasn’t Chupacabras After All: Meet the Woman Who’s Been Abducting Cattle From Mexico For Years!
This OG girlboss will steal your cows
To Fight Climate Change, we need to Thanos the population. Let’s Start With Bangladesh or Zoomers
We need another Infinity Gauntlet to sort out the Climate Crisis
The Force is a Dude: Three Reasons Why Women Shouldn’t Have a Voice in Star Wars
Do we have to ruin everything cool?
Are You Living in a Digital Prison? Take This Quiz and Find Out
This post is sponsored, but don't even worry about it
Have Too Much FOMO? Try This Miracle FOMO Cure You Don’t Want to Miss!
Turn your FOMO into JOMO with this one weird trick
“We Need to Talk:” Why Talking is Almost Always a Bad Idea
Ok, hear me out on this.
Hollywood Had a Terrible 2023. It’s All Your Fault.
They don't make these movies for you. See them anyway.