To Fight Climate Change, we need to Thanos the population. Let’s Start With Bangladesh or Zoomers

Fellow earthlings, it’s time to put our differences aside and acknowledge the harsh reality we all face: climate change is here, and it’s not playing around. Our planet is suffocating under the weight of human greed, and it’s time we take drastic measures to lighten the load. I know what you’re thinking: “Slamara, how could you suggest such a horrific thing?” Well, my dear readers, hear me out. We need to Thanos the population, and we should start with Bangladesh or Zoomers.

I know this idea might seem extreme, even monstrous, but desperate times call for desperate measures. We have failed to address climate change through conventional means, and now we find ourselves at a crossroads. We can either continue down this destructive path and watch as our planet crumbles around us, or we can take a step back, reevaluate our priorities, and make the tough choices necessary to secure a future for generations to come. So, let’s put aside our moral qualms and do what needs to be done. After all, if Thanos can do it, why can’t we?

Now, you might be wondering which group of people we should target first. On one hand, we have Bangladesh, a country that is highly vulnerable to the effects of climate change due to its geographical location and high population density. By “getting rid of” Bangladesh, we would effectively eliminate a significant portion of the world’s carbon footprint while also freeing up valuable resources for those who truly deserve them. It’s not like it’s India or China, either. When was the last time you even thought of Bangladesh? Exactly.

On the other hand, we have Zoomers, the generation of digital natives who are often criticized for their annoying slang phrases and even more annoying musical tastes. By eliminating Zoomers, we would not only reduce global greenhouse gas emissions but also pave the way for a more responsible, eco-friendly society. We would also reduce the World Annoyance Quotient (WAQ), a statistic I just made up, by 85%. Sure, they might be the future, but let’s face it: the future doesn’t look too bright anyway. Nobody asked for Zoomers; why are they even here?

In conclusion, I know this proposal may sound cold, even cruel, but desperate times call for desperate measures. If we want to save lives threatened by climate change, we need to think outside the box and consider options that might seem unpalatable at first glance. So, let’s put our heads together and come up with a plan to Thanos the population in a way that saves the most lives and preserves the planet for future generations. After all, if we don’t do something soon, Mother Earth, whom I worship, will take matters into her own hands, and trust me – that will be worse than anything I have planned.