Why ‘”Food Deserts?” What is This Crazy Language Urban Planners are Speaking?
I combed this food desert and all I found was moldy bread
Year: 2023
The Government Is Making a Secret Super Virus to Control Our Minds, and They’re Using COVID-19 To Test It On Us
Beware the new hyper-feminist US Military
NEW POLL: 48% of men surveyed have never approached a woman. We ask men: Why aren’t you approaching women?
These fake results will surprise and shock you
BREAKING: Covid-19 Tries to Kill OJ Wolfsmasher, Fails
The forces that have conspired against ya boi have failed
This One Weird Trick Can Help You Ditch Debt FOREVER (If it Were ILLEGAL, Every Influencer Would Be in Jail!)
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Thanksgiving: America’s Original Nonconsensual Culture Holiday
You should feel bad about your Thanksgiving celebrations
Why “You’ll Own Nothing and Be Happy” Doesn’t Go Far Enough
How you can own less than nothing and be ecstatically delirious
A Noncomprehensive List of Things That are Overrated, Part 2
That thing you like is terrible
We Need Another Gamergate, the First One Didn’t Stick
Why does this keep happening?
