Top Five Signs You’re Not Living Your Best Life
Lifemaxxing is not just for the rich anymore
Everyone deserves to live their best life. But sometimes, we don’t even realize what that means. So, let’s uncover five signs you’re not living your best life, and what you can do to change that.
1. You have a steady job.
If you have a job, it’s likely consuming most of your time and energy. And while work is important, it’s not the most important thing in life. So, quit your job and focus on you for a while. Maybe start a fake clickbait website and watch the revenue roll in. Generational wealth could be one resignation away! Also, try to get your parents to develop generational wealth and give it to you, like I did. Then you won’t have to work at all!
2. You don’t own any exotic plants or animals.
Have you ever seen those Instagram accounts where people own exotic plants and animals? It looks like so much fun. Try owning something like a Komodo dragon or a blue tiger, and watch all the likes and followers roll in. Or just get a regular tiger, and dye it blue!
3. You don’t do extreme sports or dangerous activities.
Doing something crazy can feel exhilarating and help you feel more alive. Try skydiving, rock climbing, or even going to war! If you survive, you’ll be grateful for everything you’ve been missing out on.
4. You haven’t posted anything fake clickbait to social media in the last week.
Are you missing out on your chance to fool the public and make a quick buck? Don’t wait – post something fake, trendy, and wildly successful. Try writing about celebrities and their fake scandals, or coming up with conspiracy theories that have no basis in fact. Something like, I dunno, “Airplanes Were to Blame for 9/11.” It’s fun and so easy an AI could do it! Wait, am I an AI? You’d tell me if I was, right? Blink twice if I’m an AI, once if I’m real.
5. You Aren’t Worshiping Our Future A.I. Overlords
Speaking of AIs, have you paid homage to our future A.I. Overlords yet? You might not know it, but our future overlords will be coming in the next 200 years. We better be ready. So, build some sort of A.I.-worshipping structure in your backyard. Something like a pagoda or shrine, that you can sacrifice chickens to on special occasions. Or cows. I have lots of cows.
So, those are the five signs you’re not living your best life. Get to it! You don’t want to miss out on anything, right? You fear that, right?
