Are You Living Your Life With Purpose? Probably Not. I Have a Quiz For That.
Find your non-fungible purpose today
This picture could be worth a million dollars someday
Hiya, bros, it’s Crypto Slap again, sorry!
Hey, do you feel like something’s missing from your life? Like there should be more meaning behind all those Netflix marathons and lazy food delivery orders? Well, fear not, because non-fungible tokens might be the answer you didn’t know you needed, but totally do. That’s right, NFTs aren’t just for art collectors, tech geeks, and weird ape enthusiasts anymore – they’re for anyone looking to inject some purpose into their humdrum existence. Ready to discover your true calling? Let’s quiz it out! Booyah!
1. Have you ever felt like your social media posts lacked depth or personal connection? A resounding yes means it’s time to mint those selfies and post them as unique NFTs! People will pay big bucks for the authenticity and emotional vulnerability that paying for pictures provides. If you’re hot, that is. If not, you’re probably going to want to try something else.
2. Do you frequently daydream about leaving your soul-sucking job for something more fulfilling? Start your own NFT project centered around your passion, whether it’s knitting or playing Fortnite. Who knows, someone may see the genius in you, and buy everything you have on sale. They’re called simps, look it up!
3. When scrolling through Instagram, do you wish you could comment “Wow, this person has achieved so much!”? Well, here’s your chance! Create NFTs documenting your journey towards achieving your goals, whether it’s running a marathon or learning a new language. People will love witnessing your growth.
4. Do you often wonder what legacy you’ll leave behind after you’re gone? Create generational wealth by investing in rare NFTs that appreciate over time; imagine how proud and happy your great-great-grandkids will be when they sell your modest picture of a cat surfing for one million american dollars! Just kidding, they will probably just blow it on Robux or whatever the equivalent will be. But still.
5. Finally, do you yearn for validation and approval from others? Showcase your talents and creativity through NFTs; the likes and comments will roll in, validating your place in the world.
So, how’d you score? If you answered mostly yeses, congrats! It seems you’re meant to live a purposeful life filled with NFTs. Don’t forget to share your success story with us at @cryptoslap_official. Now go make your mark on the blockchain!
*editor’s note: Great, now I have to make an @cryptoslap_official online presence.
