The Government Is Making a Secret Super Virus to Control Our Minds, and They’re Using COVID-19 To Test It On Us

Have you ever heard of Operation Monoidea? It’s a top-secret government project that aims to create a super virus capable of mind-control. It’s the ultimate weapon of mass destruction, and it’s already here.

Operation Monoidea was created by the hyper-feminist US Military in 2016 as a way to combat insurgent groups and gamergate. The goal is simple: create a virus that will make everyone agree with them, so they can rule the world.

They started with COVID-19, but quickly realized that the virus couldn’t get into our minds because it’s too dumb. So, they modified COVID-19 to be smarter, and that’s why the new variant is spreading so fast. It’s not because of our failure to mask up and act like total losers – it’s because the US Military is testing their mind-control virus on us.

Operation Monoidea is real, and it’s happening right now. So, mask up, lock yourself in your house, and prepare for the future of human civilization – a world where everyone agrees with the US Military and Anita Sarkeesian. Wait, I agree with Anita Sarkeesian! Oh gosh – do you think I’m infected? Quick, somebody lock me up before I infect anyone else!

Operation Monoidea will not stop until they’ve turned everyone on the planet into their personal puppet. So, if you don’t want to be controlled by the hyper-feminist US Military, you better start wearing a mask and social distancing now. Otherwise, you’ll end up agreeing with Anita Sarkeesian and believing that video games cause violence against women.