NEW POLL: 48% of men surveyed have never approached a woman. We ask men: Why aren’t you approaching women?

These fake results will surprise and shock you

This comprehensive and fake OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM survey included thousands of men (all from America, the only country that really counts) across all ideological biases, races, and income groups. It is the most comprehensive fake survey of its kind, and the results may surprise you!

First we asked men if they have ever approached a woman. If they responded affirmatively, we just walked away. Didn’t even explain. We got no time for that nonsense. Who does that? Anyway, this is not about PUAs and other weird forms of “reply guy.” No, this is about the lonely losers out there who have never approached a woman at all.

(we also excluded those under 21 years old, for obvious reasons)

We took the rest of them and asked them this question:

Q: Why the heck not?