I Told You So Times 1000: The Road to Good Game Reviews is Banging Games Journalists

Another A-hole Gamer here! You know I don’t want to talk about this, but I really really want to talk about this. And I HAVE to, as a duty to beleaguered gamers everywhere who are tired of being pushed around by total hypocritical scum.

So Flavian Braggadoccio, a games journalist who writes for OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM, was recently called out (in a Reddit post) “inappropriate relations” with Hollie Flansburger, the single female developer who made Period Quest. This shocking Reddit post has shaken the games industry to its core and exposed the still-corrupt nature of journalism. How dare these so-called journalists abuse their review power to get sex?! It’s disgusting. I can tell you without hesitation that I’ve never had sex in exchange for a good review. I have standards, dangit!

But it’s not just about the corruption. It’s also about the message. These woke journalists want to push a radical agenda that undermines our gaming community and mocks the very things we hold dear. They want to destroy our culture and make us all feel like we’re inferior. They want us to put down games about dudes and hot chicks, and play games about periods. Well, I’m sick of it. I’m sick of the woke mob trying to silence and marginalize anyone who doesn’t conform to their standards. It’s time to fight back and reclaim our space in this industry!

I told you Period Quest sucks. Maybe you’ll believe me next time. One thing I have that Flavian Braggadoccio doesn’t: Integrity. I say what I mean and mean what I say, and also mean what I mean. You can count on me to always tell you the truth, as I see it. And it’s clear that Flavian is full of shit. His review was a lie, and his actions show that he only cares about himself and not the gaming community. Don’t be fooled by these so-called “journalists” who abuse their power to push an agenda. It’s time to call them out and stand up for what we believe in. Let’s bring back real gaming journalism.

*Editor’s note: Please stop trying to harass/doxx/murder Flavian Braggadoccio, a writer for this site. It’s not his fault, he’s just got a weakness for smart girls who make bad games. He will be making a statement soon, don’t worry. We also do not condone harassment of Hollie Flansburger, even if her game does indeed suck really bad.