A Non-comprehensive List of Things That Are Overrated, Part 1
I call ’em like I see ’em, McMahon.
here you go, weirdos
Have you ever noticed that people tend to rate stuff wrongly? Since my childhood, I have been compiling a list of things that people like too much. Is something you like on this list? Then please stop.
1. Overpriced Starbucks drinks. There’s nothing wrong with getting a cup of coffee, but Starbucks has taken it to the extreme. The same latte that costs $8 at Starbucks will cost you only $1.50 at your local gas station. And don’t get me started on that pumpkin spice bullcrap. If you fall for that, you deserve to have no money.
2. Facebook. Social media is overrated, especially Facebook. It’s a great way to stay connected with friends and family, but it’s also a breeding ground for drama and negativity. Try to limit your use of social media and spend more time focusing on real relationships, or just sitting alone in your room. Either one would be better than Facebook.
3. Selfies. While they’re popular and easy to take, selfies are overrated. They’re often taken by people who think they’re hot, but in reality, they’re just annoying. Take it from a hot person like me, the only people who want to see your selfies are simps, babies, and weirdos.
4. Crocodiles. Crocodiles are actually just dumber alligators. Their reputation as fierce predators is completely overrated, and in reality, they’re just dumb lizards who can’t even tell the difference between a fish and a bird. Donate your crocodile fund to a more worthy cause, like gila monsters. Now THOSE are cool lizards.
5. The Beatles. I’m not saying that the Beatles are overrated, but they’re not as good as everyone makes them out to be. They’re just another band that got lucky and made some catchy songs. And their hair sucks! Give me some Elvis or Michael Jackson any day. Also, they admitted they got high all the time! Who does that?
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