NOT AGAIN, DR. FAUCI! CDC Recommends These 20 Celebs be Shot Into Space Immediately!
Freakweasel Fauci’s at it again.
Felonius Fauci’s at it again with the emergency protocols! Is your preferred celeb safe?? Probably not!!
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM’s Billy has obtained a fake internal memo detailing the twenty celebrities that “Fauci and Friends” have deemed “potential prime vectors for future COVID-19 variants and other stinky diseases.” The list hasn’t been finalized yet, but some of the celebs mentioned as possible disease-ridden carriers were:
Timmy Shines, disgraced star of Exorcist VII: Let’s Milk This Demon Thing Some More
Tammi Jo Spoofnoodle, famous influencer and crypto-scammer
Bipp Bopp Bugg X, Rapper, DJ, and noted crazy person who likes H*tl*r
Cartographina, Pop Star and milk drinker
Others unconfirmed, but rumored to be on the list include:
Tiger Woods
Either Logan or Jake Paul, doesn’t matter which
That guy who made The Last Jedi
Amber Heard
Movie Bob
OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM stands with these heroic celebrities as they face huge amounts of persecution and space-blasting, just because they seem a little dirty sometimes. Billly will keep you posted as this story develops, don’t worry.
