If God Wants Me to Stop Writing for OJWOLFSMASHER DOT COM, She Knows Where I live

So, I’ve started writing for this website called ojwolfsmasher.com and, honestly, I’m not sure how I feel about it. The whole premise is that the site’s founder, OJ Wolfsmasher, believes that he is a prophet who has been given a mission to spread his message through the internet, to the ends of the earth and beyond, even to all the aliens. According to him, “God” has spoken to him and told him that he is destined to change the universe.

But here’s the thing: I’ve done a little digging, and I’m not convinced that OJ Wolfsmasher has heard God at all. He doesn’t really have any credentials, and he hasn’t written a single book. Plus, I’m pretty sure he’s not actually a prophet or anything like that. He’s never told me anything that later came true, or smote his enemies. As far as I know, he’s never smote anyone at all. Fishy.

That said, I have to admit that his website is very compelling, almost like an art project come to life. The articles are filled with passion and conviction, and OJ clearly believes in this fake content. So, while I’m not sure about his claims, I can’t deny that there’s a certain energy and excitement about this site. But I don’t know.

I guess I’ll do it, no matter the cost. If God wants to stop me from writing for this website, she knows where I live. And I’ll be waiting for them with a big ol’ bat.

I am insane now. I am writing for a site that believes OJ Wolfsmasher is a prophet. This is how the world ends.*

* Editor’s Note: We need to make some corrections to the claims put forth by THE JEFF in this article:

1) OJ Wolfsmasher doesn’t claim to be a “prophet.” Come on, man, that’s just silly.

2) OJ Wolfsmasher has written several books (short ones)

3) OJ Wolfsmasher does not believe in his fake content.

4) The world ends when Government Agencies cease sending threatening emails to social networks, telling them to ban misinformation. The misinformation, if left unchecked, will bring about the end of all things. Thus saith the prophet, anyway.