OJWolfsmasher.com’s WNBA Playoffs Preview

This post was probably a bad idea

WNBA Superduperstar Kendra "Plague Rat" Hammerschlammer of the Orilion Ladyfingers

Who cares? Girls can’t play basketball as good as boys, sheesh. Corb the Sports Dork, OUT!*

*Dear readers,

We at OJWolfsmasher.com strive to provide our audience with comprehensive coverage of all major sporting events, including those featuring both male and female athletes. Unfortunately, in our recent post by Corb the Sports Dork regarding the upcoming WNBA playoffs, we fell short of this goal. His post was not only unprofessional but also disrespectful towards women and their achievements in sports. We apologize for any mental pain caused and recognize that his words do not reflect our values as a news organization committed to fairness and equality, unlike other organizations.

As an editorial team, we are taking steps to ensure such incidents don’t occur again in the future. This includes 150 hours of additional training on sensitivity issues related to gender identity and inclusivity within sporting events coverage. While some may argue that it is unfair or unnecessary to single out one reporter for criticism when there are countless others who contribute positively to our site each day, we believe it is important to hold ourselves accountable when mistakes are made so that we can continue improving upon them moving forward.

We appreciate your privacy and patience during this difficult time as we work towards becoming a respectful fake news source for all people, regardless of sports.

And we would add that OJWolfsmasher.com stands with the brave women and womb smugglers of the WNBA as they fight for equal salaries to their counterparts in the NBA. And at an average of 9.6 million per player, and a revenue of 200 million, by the laws of math (if players get 100% of the revenue, as they should) we support the 20.83 oppressed WNBA players in their heroic plight.