{"id":484,"date":"2023-12-04T12:29:56","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T12:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/?p=484"},"modified":"2023-12-17T16:47:04","modified_gmt":"2023-12-17T16:47:04","slug":"new-poll-why-arent-you-ingrates-going-to-marvel-movies-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/2023\/12\/04\/new-poll-why-arent-you-ingrates-going-to-marvel-movies-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"NEW POLL: Why Aren\u2019t You Ingrates Going to Marvel Movies Anymore?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Everyone knows Marvel movies have revolutionized the way movies are made, from delightfully consistent cookie-cutter script-by-numbers, to constant CGI made by browbeaten underpaid CGI artists, to the very idea of a \u201cCinematic Universe\u201d where a bunch of characters show up in a bunch of movies that form an overarching story. Everyone also knows that they\u2019re awesome! So, how come you ungrateful post-pandemic moviegoers aren\u2019t seeing them in the movie theater anymore?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Marvels<\/em> is a supercharged female-led tour de force of Marvel-ness. It has everything \u2013 hastily-thrown-together CGI, annoying characters played by actors who you can tell would rather be doing \u201creal\u201d movies, and a plot that involves multiverses and generic female empowerment. This would normally be a massive hit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yet it appears the Marvel magic is now increasingly cold busted, with each movie losing more than the last. What is going on? People used to go to these films as if it were there patriotic duty; now, they would rather just stay home and click on fake clickbait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We at OJ WOLFSMASHER DOT COM were curious, so we did another one of our world-famous fake polls. We asked, \u201cWhy the heck aren\u2019t you going to Marvel movies anymore?\u201d The results were both surprising and disgusting, reflecting America during this time of great upheaval and rampant ignorance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Top 26 poll results are in the picture below. Try not to cry as you realize how off-base your fellow humans are. Can this Cinematic Universe be saved? Probably not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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What’s the deal, humanity?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":485,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12,13,37,11,72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-celebs","category-culture","category-fomo","category-movies","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":487,"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions\/487"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ojwolfsmasher.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}