In a move that has left architects, builders, and homeowners scratching their heads, President Trump has signed an executive order banning all new buildings from having doors or windows. The order, titled “Executive Order on the Elimination of Unnecessary Building Features,” was announced via Twitter early this morning, with Trump writing: “No more doors or windows in new buildings! They\u2019re a security risk and a waste of money. Make America safe again!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
According to the order, all new residential, commercial, and government buildings must be constructed without any doors or windows, regardless of their purpose or location. The order also mandates that existing doors and windows be replaced with “secure, impenetrable walls” within the next 90 days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, folks, I don\u2019t need to explain myself,” Trump said in a press conference held shortly after the order was announced. “You know what? I\u2019m the President, okay? And I\u2019ve seen how those doors and windows are just letting in all sorts of bad stuff. Crime, disease, you name it. But not anymore! With this order, we\u2019re taking back control of our buildings, and making them great again.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Critics have slammed the order as “impractical” and “absurd,” pointing out that doors and windows are essential for ventilation, natural light, and emergency exits. Many have also raised concerns about the potential impact on the construction industry, which could face significant economic losses due to the sudden ban.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Trump remains unfazed, saying: “These so-called \u2018experts\u2019 don\u2019t know what they\u2019re talking about. I\u2019ve built some of the most successful buildings in the world, okay? And I can tell you, doors and windows are just a waste of space. We\u2019ll have more room for gold-plated toilets and Trump-branded furniture!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The order has also raised questions about how people will enter and exit buildings without doors. In response, Trump suggested that “secret tunnels” could be used as an alternative, adding: “It\u2019s a great idea! Think about it \u2013 no more doors or windows, just secret tunnels everywhere. It\u2019ll be like a spy movie!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When asked if the order would apply to his own properties, Trump responded: “Of course not! I\u2019m the President, okay? My buildings are different. They\u2019re special. But don\u2019t worry, my people will figure it out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The order is expected to take effect immediately, with penalties for non-compliance including fines of up to $10 million and imprisonment for up to five years. However, some have speculated that the order may be a prank or a troll by Trump, given his history of making controversial statements.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In related news, the White House has also announced plans to ban all windows in future White House renovations, stating that they are “a security risk” and “too expensive.” The move has been met with skepticism, as some have pointed out that the White House already has a significant number of doors and windows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As for what\u2019s next, Trump hinted at possible future orders, including one that would require all buildings to be shaped like his own head. “It\u2019s a great idea,” he said. “Think about it \u2013 every building in America looking just like me! It\u2019ll be amazing.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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